In a move that caught both his fans and Fox News colleagues completely off guard, Greg Gutfeld has officially filed for paternity leave — marking the first time the late-night host has taken an extended break from his show in years.
But while viewers scrambled to find out more about the surprise announcement, it was what came next that sent shockwaves through the newsroom… and beyond.
According to exclusive insider reports, Gutfeld’s leave isn’t for one child — or even two. It’s for three.
That’s right — Greg Gutfeld and his wife are welcoming triplets. 👶👶👶
The couple had reportedly kept the pregnancy a closely guarded secret, choosing to stay quiet until they were ready. And that time, apparently, is now.
“Greg has always been private about his personal life,” a close friend of the family shared. “But this news… it was too big to keep under wraps any longer. Literally and figuratively.”
The announcement was made quietly to staff during a production meeting earlier this week, with Gutfeld joking, “Looks like I finally met a debate I can’t win — three tiny opponents at once.”
Fox News later confirmed the news with a brief but warm statement:
“Greg Gutfeld is taking a temporary leave to focus on family. We fully support him and can’t wait to meet the newest (and tiniest) members of the Fox family.”
Colleagues like Jesse Watters and Dana Perino reportedly teared up upon hearing the news, with Laura Ingraham joking live on air, “I always knew he had opinions — turns out, he’s got diapers too.”
As for Gutfeld, he left his audience with this:
“Don’t worry. I’ll be back soon — probably covered in formula, but still sarcastic as ever.”
And just like that, America’s favorite late-night contrarian is trading punchlines for pacifiers… at least for now.